Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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