You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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