and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
