so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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