One girl and one boy is just not enough.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It's Friday. Sex?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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