Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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