PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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