My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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