I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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