areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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