Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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