bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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