what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
