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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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