Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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