So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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