You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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