1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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