why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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