Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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