Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.