id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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