haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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