talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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