weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you would pick up someone in the library
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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