So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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