I want to stick my p in your. b.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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