we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My vagina is very pro this idea
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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