i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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