I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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