Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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