Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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