I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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