At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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