I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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