we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
