That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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