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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just blew my weed a kiss
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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