I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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