I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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