why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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