Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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