Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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