i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she smelled like a LAN party
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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