i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize