this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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