return my video game
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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