You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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