You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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