What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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