I think im going to throw up on grandma
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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