no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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