i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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