i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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