its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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