Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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