found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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