Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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