I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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